THE WEIRD THINGS WOMEN GO THROUGH..... 12 MOTHERS REVEAL THE MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THEM WHILE GIVING BIRTH
3. “I’m a bit of a shy Sally, but abody does whatever a body needs to do, and I found myself in my worst nightmare: on my elbows and knees (booty in the air), pantsless, AND vomiting.It felt good at the time and progressed the labor, but now I hate thinking of it. Oh, the things we do for our kids.” –Grace, 29
4. “I was laboring for a long LONG time, so I had absolutely no control over anything.After days of hard contractions (and no bowel movements), I became keenly aware of the need to #2 … or so I thought. My midwife told me it was time to start pushing and I said, ‘But I HAVE to poop.’
She kept telling me the baby was coming, and I continued to say it. When I started pushing, I yelled out SUPER loudly, ‘BUT I HAVE TO POOOOOOOP!!!’ in a really long, strained sentence. I know everyone heard me, and it was so embarrassing. I apologized profusely to everyone after my son was born.”-Angelina, 21
5. “My husband’s fraternity brothers were all there as I was wheeled out of the operating room after my C-section. I was so delirious from the morphine that I whipped my boob out to nurse him right in front of the fraternity boys. My husband quickly suggested they all get a snack at the cafeteria while I finished feeding my son.” -Rachel, 24
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